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HATERS GONNA HATE, TATERS GONNA TATE.

WE COLLECTED MONEY TO BUY YOU A GIFT. THIS IS IT.

REMEMBER THAT TIME WE GOT BAKED LIKE A POTATO?

JUST WANTED TO “STARCH” YOUR DAY WITH A SMILE!

WHAT’S A POTATO’S FAVORITE TV SHOW? STARCH TREK.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POTATO THAT GOT ITS HEAD CHOPPED OFF? IT WAS DECAP-POTATED.

MY LOVE FOR YOU SPROUTS MORE AND MORE EVERYDAY!

WHAT KIND OF POTATOES ARE IN THE BEST SHAPE? HASH BROWNS, BECAUSE THEY’RE SHREDDED!

TIME FRIES WHEN YOU’RE HAVING FUN!

IF WE PLAYED HOT POTATO I’D LOSE, BECAUSE I’D NEVER LET YOU GO.

YOU’RE THE TATER TO MY TOT. I MISS YOU A LOT!

TONY, WHERE DO I EVEN STARCH? I YAM SO HAPPY WE’RE BEST SPUDS!

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN IT RAINS POTATOES? SPUDDLES!

WHAT DO YOU CALL A POTATO THAT’S HESITANT TO JUMP INTO BOILING WATER? A HESI-TATER!

WHAT DO YOU CALL A POTATO WEARING GLASSES? A SPEC-TATER!

WHAT’S A POTATO’S FAVORITE HORROR MOVIE? THE SILENCE OF THE YAMS.

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A PENIS AND A POTATO? A DICKTATER!

WHAT DO YOU CALL A POTATO THAT SMOKES WEED? A BAKED POTATO!

ROSES ARE RED, POTATOES ARE BROWN; YOU ARE MY FAVORITE SPUD IN THE WHOLE TOWN!

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN I LOVE POTATOES.

DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT (POTATO).

MASH ME AND GIVE THANKS.

SUNS OUT, TOTS OUT.

YUKON DO IT!

THANKS TO YOU, I’M SADDLED WITH UNNECESSARY PEELINGS.

IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW MASH YOU MEAN TO ME.

I MISS YOU! I’LL SEE YOU TATER!

LET’S GET MASHED TONIGHT!

YOU MUST BE A POTATO, BECAUSE I LIKE YOU A TOT!

BOIL ‘EM, MASH ‘EM, STICK ‘EM IN A STEW. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ME TO YOU!

JOHN, YOU HAVE SO MUCH PO(TATO)TENTIAL!

HERE’S A POTATO FOR MY BEST SPUD!

GOT DRUNK AND FOUND THIS WEBSITE. SORRY!

WHAT DO YOU CALL A POTATO THAT HAS TURNED TO THE DARK SIDE? VADER TOTS!

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN EVERYDAY POTATO? A COMMENTATOR!

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE WHO SPENDS A LOT OF THEIR TIME IN THEIR GARDEN? A MEDI-TATER!

I FIND YOU VERY A-PEELING.

I LIKE YOU A LATKE!

YOU’RE ONE HOT POTATO!

WHO NEEDS FLOWERS WHEN YOU CAN GET SURPRISE POTATOES.

WE’RE A PERFECT MASH.

WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE POTATO’S DAUGHTER LEFT DIRTY DISHES IN THE SINK? HE BECAME A HOT POTATO.  HAPPY FATHERS DAY OLD SPUD!

BOIL ‘EM, MASH ‘EM, PUT THEM IN A STEW. WELCOME HOME FROM ME TO YOU!

HAPPY PAPA’S DAY! GET IT? CAUSE PAPA IS POTATO IN SPANISH?

BECAUSE A POTATO IS THE BEST DRUNK PURCHASE EVER. LOVE YOU!

RAIN DROP, DROP TOP. PLEASE DON’T MASH THIS POTATO FOR THE CROCK POT!

ROSES ARE RED, THIS POTATO IS KIND OF GRAY, WE LOVE YOU, HAVE A HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!

HAVE A S-MASH-ING BIRTHDAY!